Billy the Kid: The Endless Ride
Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
  • A Commendable Biography Based on Limited Information
  • A very well researched work
  • The Life as Well as the Legend
  • Fabulous book
  • Tedious and pedantic
Billy the Kid: The Endless Ride
Michael Wallis
Manufacturer: W. W. Norton
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Binding: Hardcover

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ASIN: 0393060683

Book Description

From the best-selling author of Route 66 comes this long-awaited biography of one of America's most legendary folk heroes.

Award-winning historian Michael Wallis has spent several years re-creating the rich, anecdotal saga of Billy the Kid (1859-1881), a deeply mythologized young man who became a legend in his own time and yet remains an enigma to this day. With the Gilded Age in full swing and the Industrial Revolution reshaping the American landscape, "the Kid," who was gunned down by Sheriff Pat Garrett in the New Mexico Territory at the age of twenty-one, became a new breed of celebrity outlaw. He arose amid the mystery and myth of the swiftly vanishing frontier and, sensationalized beyond recognition by the tabloids and dime-store romances of the day, emerged as one of the most enduring icons of the American West—not to mention one of Hollywood's most misrepresented characters. This new biography, filled with dozens of rare images and period photographs, separates myth from reality and presents an unforgettable portrait of this brief and violent life. 60 illustrations.

Customer Reviews:

4 out of 5 stars A Commendable Biography Based on Limited Information.......2007-10-01

Several efforts have been made in an attempt to untangle the short and controversial life of Billy the Kid. I would suggest that this book by Michael Wallis is probably the best since he acknowledges when little is known about his subject, and speculates about what may have happened when information is lacking. That may not satisfy some people, but that is the best he can do. Billy the Kid actually did not pick up his charismatic title until the last year of his life. He initially went by the unlikely name of Henry McCarty, then changed it to Henry Antrim when his mother remarried, William H. Bonney, and finally Billy the Kid. Where he pulled out the name of Bonney is unknown. He was a very literate person, enjoyed music, and considered Turkey in the Straw and Silver Threads Among the Gold as his favorite songs. His tuburcular mother moved the family from the eastern part of the country (New York City)? to Indiana, Wichita, Kansas, and then to the southwest into New Mexico territory in hopes of improving her health. Following her death Billy was left to shift for himself. Kid was a common nickname for juveniles at that time, and wirey would probably be the best term to describe his short and slight frame. When the book got around to describing the Lincoln County war between competing factions involving horse thiefs I had difficulty keeping track of all the individuals involved. The Kid sided with an Englishman named John Tunstall who ended up getting murdered. Billy became somewhat of an anti-hero with his dramatic escape from jail in which he killed two guards after being sentenced to death. Kit Carson comes off as a villain with he and his men laying waste to Navajo Indians, their homes, food, horses, and other animals. The remaining Navajos began a 450 mile journey to join the Apaches. This became known as the Long Walk. This brought up reminders of the Cherokee Indians in 1839 under the regime of Andrew Jackson. I believe you will find the book to be enjoyable. The author has done a commendable job based on the information available on his subject.

5 out of 5 stars A very well researched work.......2007-09-01

Michael Wallis has studied his subject well. Unlike many other authors he provides quite an insight not to just Billy the Kid, but many of the other players in his short life. This then gives a complete picture of the corrupt times in which he lived. This book is a must have for Billy the Kid students.

5 out of 5 stars The Life as Well as the Legend.......2007-08-05

"This is the west, sir," the newspaperman tells Jimmy Stewart in _The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance_. "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend." And for over a hundred years, that is just what has happened to Billy the Kid, starting in countless dime novels and then historical reviews, a ballet by Aaron Copland, and scores of movies. Obviously the legend has a life of its own. The attraction of _Billy the Kid: The Endless Ride_ (Norton) by Michael Wallis is that the legend is fully appreciated. Wallis mentions but does not detail the many media representations the legend has presented after the Kid's death, but does show much of what the papers had to say about him during his life, and also what people who knew him said years after his death, and how unreliable it all is. There are certainly enough facts within the biography, but it is also a realistic look at the Kid's status as a legend in his own time. There were not only many false reports and representations of the Kid, but there are also voids of his life that no one can do anything but guess at. Wallis presents an enjoyable summary of what we can know as accurate and what is pure myth.

The Kid grew up in a changing masculine culture often known as "The Code of the West", which was a new way of dealing with threats. The tradition from British common law was that a man under threat was obligated to retreat until his back was against the wall and there was no alternative but to use deadly force against his opponent. The Code of the West, often celebrated as part of frontier self-reliance and integrity, merely signified that no such restraint under threat had to be shown; the courts even found that a "true man" did not have to back away from a fight, and it was a given that a man could pursue an adversary even once the threat had been lifted. The Kid was certainly one to stand his ground, and probably was on the offensive more than most, but his homicidal actions have been exaggerated. He has four confirmed killings to his name, some completely in self defense, but even before the end of his short life, the tally was being exaggerated. His enemies had good reason to do so. The Kid was caught up in what is called the Lincoln County War, a complex conflict that Wallis says "had been spawned long before in Ireland and England, in boardrooms and court chambers, in saloons and places of worship." It featured private armies of hired killers attempting to settle the conflict of two competing commercial property interests, with governmental corruption and ethnic clashes thrown in. Neither side represented "The Good Guys", and the Kid as a hired shootist was as culpable as any of the other members of the "banditti", but his opposition used him as a targeted bad boy. His own side didn't lack for corruption or malevolence, but the other side could mask its own corruption and malevolence by deliberately playing up the Kid's outlaw role and making him (despite a limited number of crimes) the most wanted man in the Southwest.

So it was that after an astonishing escape from the jail in Lincoln, the Kid was pursued by a posse including Pat Garrett. None of the legends about the Kid and Garrett being companions, pals, or fellow-outlaws are true. Garrett gunned him down in 1881, and his death was world news. A New York paper didn't start the exaggerations, but merely continued them, when it wrote that the Kid "had built up a criminal organization worthy of the underworld in any of the European capitals." The distortions were present during the Kid's lifetime, and have continued; he is a psychopathic serial killer, or a loner out for justice against the system, or a benefactor of the downtrodden, depending on which version of the legend is favored by times or tellers. Wallis's is a winning account of a small life which popular fascination has insisted on writing large.

5 out of 5 stars Fabulous book.......2007-07-23

I travel extensively throughout New Mexico for my job and therefore bought the book-on-CD version of this text. It was fascinating, particularly as I drove through areas discussed in the book; Silver City, Santa Fe, Las Cruces. In terms of a book on Billy the Kid, this work is interesting and helps bring perspective to the story surrounding this folk hero. More important, however, is that the author did a beautiful job of conveying the realities of the times--for cowboys, Native Americans, Hispanics, African Americans, and the others who found their way to New Mexico. Living in New Mexico, it is fascinating to see how our peculiar ways of doing things in this state dates way back; some changes, much stays the same. I recommend this book for anyone interested in Billy the Kid, 'Old West' history, and New Mexico politics. Great job! Thanks for making my driving more tolerable.

2 out of 5 stars Tedious and pedantic.......2007-07-20

Despite several attempts, in terms of a detailed reading, I didn't make it very far into this book: page 64 to be precise. After that I skimed it and, quite frankly, found nothing worthwhile here.

The author's style is, putting it mildly, bizarre. This is 1871, mind you. No electricity. Few labor saving devices. This is Wichita, Kansas, a place not particularly noted for balmy summer weather. Yet author Wallis has the temerity to write "Life in Wichita may have seemed sweet as huckleberry pie for Catherine McCarty. Her steamy City Laundry did a brisk trade thanks to the bundles of soiled hotel and whorehouse linen . . ." Wallis is describing a tubercular woman performing hard physical labor for long hours in less than a hospitable setting. Sure enough, two pages later Wallis writes "[a] stifling hot laundry was far from the ideal place for someone battling a chronic respiratory illness.
"

Wallis' use - or rather misuse - of language is jarring. In another instance, he has the family of the still young boy who would become the notorious Billy The Kid of "slipping" into a state, as if there was something furtive in their movement. There wasn't and the language is a poor attempt to add drama to an ordinary incident. The device doesn't work no matter how many times it is employed - and it is employed all too often.

Wallis takes off on a rant about and against handguns. There's little sense here. Elizabethans were complaining of violence in the streets just as modern day Houstonians do. The availability of early Colt revolvers had little to do with the sometimes lawless character of Western towns.

Not long after, Wallis complains of vigilante justice which was, in fact, an expression of the civilizing impulse. It may have been rough and ready, but it showed the desire of ordinary people for the protection of law.

Wallis makes many gratuitous comments of this kind. He takes the 19th Century folks to task for their lack of environmental sensitivity, ethnic tolerance and so on.

By page 64, I'd had it.

There are many other books available on Billy The Kid, which stick to their subject, avoid language eccentricity and don't try to apply 21st Century political correctness to the 19th Century.

Jerry
Billy Collins Live: A Performance at the Peter Norton Symphony Space
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
  • Use this in your classroom.
  • This is a wonderful CD... and Billy Collins is a gift to anyone who thinks they don't GET poetry
  • Nice audiobook for poetry lovers
  • poet humor
  • Like a jacuzzi after a long trek through a desert
Billy Collins Live: A Performance at the Peter Norton Symphony Space

Manufacturer: Random House Audio
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ASIN: 0739320114
Release Date: 2005-08-02

Book Description

In this exclusive audio publishing event, Billy Collins, former U.S. Poet Laureate, shares an evening of his poetry in a benefit reading for WNYC, New York Public Radio. Often compared to Robert Frost, his poetry has been embraced by people of all ages and backgrounds, and his readings are most often standing room only.

Performed by the author at Peter Norton Symphony Space in New York City, Billy Collins reads 24 of his poems, including "Dharma" --a spiritual yet humbling ode to man's best friend, "The Lanyard--an amusing recollection about the popular, if not pointless, summer camp pastime, and "Consolation" --a tongue-in-cheek reflection of a cancelled European trip, and the benefits of staying home instead. In addition to the poetry readings, Collins also spends some time in a brief question and answer session where he reflects on what makes good poetry, his own process of reaching his audiences as a poet, the success of his Poetry 180 programs in schools nationwide, and an amusing sidebar on his memories growing up as an only child. At times pensive and sardonic, amusing and subtly sarcastic, Billy Collins Live celebrates both the simple and the complex in a language that appeals to all.

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars Use this in your classroom........2007-09-08

My high school students fell in love with Collins. Even the chronically apathetic perked up during his reading... use this in your classroom, and follow it up with selections from Poetry 180. You'll be glad you did.

5 out of 5 stars This is a wonderful CD... and Billy Collins is a gift to anyone who thinks they don't GET poetry.......2007-08-05

If you've heard Billy Collins on A Prairie Home Companion -- or even if you've never heard of him -- you'll love this CD. I was a fan of Collins before this but I heard this concert at Symphony Space and I loved his poems even more when I heard him read them in person. This short, wonderful program (introduced by Bill Murray) is a CD the whole family can listen to. He's funny, charming, and smart, and makes poetry come alive for adult and child alike with unforgettable yet accessible images. We just got back from a driving trip and the children (boys, 11 and 14) asked to hear a CD featuring a POETRY reading MORE THAN ONCE. Need I say more?

5 out of 5 stars Nice audiobook for poetry lovers.......2007-07-08

I bought this for my poetry-loving husband. He listened to the whole thing during one day's commute and liked it alot. It definitely was worth buying because he plans to listen to it many more times.

5 out of 5 stars poet humor.......2007-03-17

Billy Collins is both creative and entertaining. A good opening to reading poetry and fun for those already into the art. The performance on this CD is almost indentical to a performance I attended in Tulsa.

5 out of 5 stars Like a jacuzzi after a long trek through a desert.......2006-12-08

I hate poetry. Really, I just decided once and for all that I hate it. I had to go to a poetry reading the other night and I tried drinking beforehand, and I realized very quickly that all the beer in the world wasn't going to make me happy listening to what passes for poetry these days. It's like everyone got excited by Ezra Pound and T.S. Eliot and decided to go for the random word generator school of poetry. Angsty teen poetry and adult contemporary poetry - there's not much difference.

Which is why I love this CD so much. In a little more than an hour, Billy Collins completely changes my mind about what poetry should be like. It's funny. It's witty. He's actually writing for an audience that isn't full of fellow poets who think that "deep" is a substitute for entertaining. And yes, it's entertaining. The poem about the dog that he put to sleep is sad and funny. The summer camp poem actually reminded me of that stupid craft that I also made at summer camp - only in the 80s instead of the 60s. The haiku poem was great and the poem about looking out the window was just too amazing. And the simile poem is a beautiful slap in the face to the simile and metaphor.

I'm sure that Billy Collins has some detractors. I don't know why. But when I go to poetry readings and I listen to the droning of the metaphor and rhythm I'm sure that many of the professional poets envy him. Or declare him too simple. But he's not simple at all. He's just that funny and entertaining. Sure, I also like poems that have multiple themes from all societies and Catheryne Valente does those very well, but for now I'm going to let Billy Collins restore my faith in poetry.

Just don't ask me to go to your professor's poetry reading.
Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini
Average customer rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
  • All padding, no substance.
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  • Great gift idea
  • Typical
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Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini
Mark Leyner , and Billy Goldberg
Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press
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ASIN: 1400082315
Release Date: 2005-07-26

Book Description

Is There a Doctor in the House?

Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

•How do people in wheelchairs have sex?

•Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?

•Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?

•Why does asparagus make my pee smell?

•Why do old people grow hair on their ears?

•Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true?

. . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.

Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, Why Do Men Have Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.

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Mark Leyner is the author of My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist; Tooth Imprints on a Corn Dog; I Smell Esther Williams; Et Tu Babe; and The Tetherballs of Bougainville. He has written scripts for a variety of films and television shows. His writing appears regularly in The New Yorker, Time, and GQ.

Billy Goldberg, M.D., is an emergency medicine physician on faculty at a New York City teaching hospital. He is also a writer and artist whose paintings have been exhibited in New York City.


From the Trade Paperback edition.

Customer Reviews:

2 out of 5 stars All padding, no substance........2007-08-19

I just listened to this on audiobook and was very disappointed. For some reason (most likely to pad the tiny amount of actual information) they felt the need to couch the whole book in a ridiculous and lame cocktail party scenario. It was obviously intended to be funny but was just pathetic. Many questions had the answer of "gee, even doctors don't know that." Wow, thanks! Also, some were so obvious I don't know why they were included (does anyone really NOT know that poppy seeds cause a positive test for opiates because opium comes from poppies? Really?) If you love entertaining bits of info, read "Freakonomics" instead.

4 out of 5 stars Mike Smith needs to lighten up.......2007-08-18

This book is funny, there are some silly questions we may have one time or another wondered about but never asked. Mike Smith seems to think we must be morons if read this book, but in fact the person that reads this book has a sense of humor and light heartedness and sense of wonder. This book is not intended to be an acedemic scholastic educational tool, it's intended for entertainmaint. Geeez Mike, lighten up!

5 out of 5 stars Great gift idea.......2007-08-09

I purchased this for a friend of mine for his birthday. He's a bit of a brain, and I figured this would peak his intrest. Great value.

3 out of 5 stars Typical.......2007-08-03

This book is fun for anyone who doesn't read these much. However, if you are a fan / collector of imponderables, this is one may be a little redundant of many you've read before. Goes on tangents and narratives a lot rather than addressing many questions directly.

5 out of 5 stars Great fun to read.......2007-06-15

I love to read books with interesting facts like this book had. It did have the messenger transcripts between the two guys that kind of take away from the book and I felt were just put there as filler. The tidbits of info they put in this book was interesting, and I read through the book with breeze b/c I couldnt put it down. Id definitely tell others to read it, and have passed my copy around to some of my friends to browse through.
The Trouble with Poetry: And Other Poems
Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
  • A Snap Shot of What is Passsing
  • Makes Me Want More....
  • Little book, big thoughts
  • WHAT IS THE TROUBLE WITH POETRY ?
  • Wordy and flat, with notable exceptions
The Trouble with Poetry: And Other Poems
Billy Collins
Manufacturer: Random House Trade Paperbacks
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ASIN: 0375755217
Release Date: 2007-03-13

Book Description

Playfulness, spare elegance, and wit epitomize the poetry of Billy Collins. With his distinct voice and accessible language, America’s two-term Poet Laureate has opened the door to poetry for countless people for whom it might otherwise remain closed.

Like the present book’s title, Collins’s poems are filled with mischief, humor, and irony, “Poetry speaks to all people, it is said, but here I would like to address / only those in my own time zone”–but also with quiet observation, intense wonder, and a reverence for the everyday: “The birds are in their trees, / the toast is in the toaster, / and the poets are at their windows. / They are at their windows in every section of the tangerine of earth–the Chinese poets looking up at the moon, / the American poets gazing out / at the pink and blue ribbons of sunrise.”

Through simple language, Collins shows that good poetry doesn’t have to be obscure or incomprehensible, qualities that are perhaps the real trouble with most “serious” poetry: “By now, it should go without saying / that what the oven is to the baker / and the berry-stained blouse to the drycleaner / so the window is to the poet.”

In this dazzling new collection, his first in three years, Collins explores boyhood, jazz, love, the passage of time, and, of course, writing–themes familiar to Collins’s fans but made new here. Gorgeous, funny, and deeply empathetic, Billy Collins’s poetry is a window through which we see our lives as if for the first time.


From the Hardcover edition.

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars A Snap Shot of What is Passsing.......2007-10-04

Your Chance to Hear The Last Panther Speak

The first book I bought by Billy Collins was "Sailing Alone Around The Room." I also have to say, that I believe Billy Collins work is not only an acquired taste, but something you have to really actually read, and then read slowly again. Having viewed some of the negative comments here I can only think perhaps where it seems he is not all that shocking in his writes, that perhaps they might think mine are too much so. But this is where it get's into style and I believe he is still true to form in "The Trouble With Poetry." One in particular that stands out to me is 'Statues in the Park'... I'd heard about what he is speaking of before, being prior military and what I got from it was not only that he was teaching, (Those perhaps that have no clue), but also sharing that from his vantage point, some things will never change. There's a symbolism there entailing the whole of life and how quite frankly, people walk by such symbolism not only not knowing, but also not caring that it represent a story to the educated eye.
Here he is not only sharing that, but also sharing with his last lines in this poem how he feels about the unnecessary pains in life, how many deaths are not even worthy of a symbol representing them in so many eyes, and how much he appreciates his own life...

down on my knees, eyes lifted
praying to the passing clouds
forever begging for just one more day.

I'm keying on this one poem because I think it best represents the whole of what I am trying to relate. We live in a world now, where if it bleeds, it leads. Not that death hasn't occurred through out the known history of the world, but I think there was a time when it wasn't as common in some periods in history, and when it was spoken of, it was done so in a manner that was more subtle. Although no less painful to those affected by it. Now days if it isn't particularly gruesome it doesn't rate giving it your attention unless it personally applies to your life. The other one in particular that got me was the beginning poem "You, Reader" because I just happened to be leaning at my rear garage door way, having a smoke, when I was reading it, minus blue hydrangeas...

I titled this a snap shot of what is passing because I imagine I am old enough to remember both in a way. When things were shared solemnly and with patience, and the present where it's just spit it out and without much concern on how those are going to digest what they've just had to learn about.

Pretty soon there won't be, what some consider nice, quaint and boring but thoughtful and yes caring expressions of thoughts at all, it will all be shocking and barbaric or not worth hearing... Which leads me to believe, the un acceptance of that, is the disregard as well for genuine humanness.

I rate this a ten because in addition to sharing works on a variety of other subjects (Although I can only on Amazon post a five), there's a gentleness that comes through in his writing, and a connectedness with the actual world that I believe needs to be retained.

Billy with his work, is a reminder to all of us, and poets who feel more than most in general, what it means to really be human beings... And that in this case means, say the harshest things that occur in life, gently... At least some times...

(I tend to be pretty blunt, but I admire the tact he has mastered, and have to genuinely feel, that it is simply how he is as a man).

Chase von
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5 out of 5 stars Makes Me Want More...........2007-09-17

I can not help but fall in love with a poet who greets me from the very first words he writes. Billy Collins, Poet Laureate of the United States, does exactly that in his opening poem in this collection, a masterful collection of words entitled, "You. Reader."

While in a later poem, Collins writes "poets are at their windows" I feel as if, in this opening poem and throughout the book, Collins has opened his window and invited me to sit in a front row seat.

I deeply enjoyed "The Flying Notebook" as it circled my head and I know MY notebook certainly must fly around the room (and other places, for that matter, too!) I loved reading about Collins soaking in a tub, contemplating the alphabet.

He is so human, like me: reader.

The poem that is the title of this compilation "The Trouble with Poetry" made me laugh and nod my head in agreement. The greatest trouble is when we experience great poetry like this, we simply want to write more and more and more, too.

What a fine companion Billy Collins is to any poet or writer. That's what this book feels like - a writing companion, a life companion.

Highly recommended.

4 out of 5 stars Little book, big thoughts.......2007-08-07

Billy Collins is a thoughtful poet. We think his poems included in this book are a bit dark, but introspective and witty. Good; but for a paperback, a bit overpriced.

3 out of 5 stars WHAT IS THE TROUBLE WITH POETRY ?.......2007-07-09

"Poetry fills me with joy and I rise like a feather in the wind. Poetry fills me with sorrow and I sink like a chain flung from a bridge. But mostly poetry fills me with the urge to write poetry, to sit in the dark and wait for a little flame to appear at the tip of my pencil." A quote from Billy Collins Poem the "The Trouble with Poetry".
The Trouble with Poetry is one of the many Poems written by Billy Collins. Born and raised in New York City, Billy Collins has published more than seven collections of poetry books. His poetry collections include, The Art of drowning, Taking of Emily Dickinson's Clothes, Questions About Angels, Picnic, Lightning, Nine Horse, Sailing Alone Around the Room: New and Selected Poems and his very latest The Trouble with Poetry.
Collins's unique way of writing poem's in short stanzas and plain modern English reflects through his latest collection, The Trouble with Poetry. The book is filled with hilarious poems and his settings are mostly domestic and sometimes slowly take his readers into more profound places.
Collins has a unique way of opening most of his poems with humor and slowly, gets deeper and emotional with his pieces turning sad feelings into cheerful feelings as he did with his piece "The Lanyard". "I had never seen anyone use a lanyard or wear one/, if that's what you did with them,/ but that did not keep me from crossing strand over strand again and again until I had made a boxy red and white lanyard for my mother/. She gave me life and milk from her breasts,/ and I gave her a lanyard./ She nursed me in many a sickroom,/ lifted teaspoons of medicine to my lips, /set cold face-cloths on my forehead,/ and then led me out into the airy light/ and taught me to walk and swim/, and I, in turn, presented her with a lanyard."/
Above these Collins also have a smart way of choosing the perfect titles for his pieces as he did with his poem "Breathless". Lower me down in my slumber,/ tucked into myself like the oldest fetus on earth/ and while cows look over the stone wall of the cemetery,/ let me rest here in my earthily little bedroom/, my lashes glazed with ice,/ the roots of trees inching nearer,/ and no dreams to frighten me anymore"./
His titles usually give his readers a perfect idea of what the poem is about before one gets into it. Collins has been very successful in all of his published books and its being recognized to be one of the best poets for his great works. He won Best American Poetry twice for two of his books, once in 1992, and once in 1993. He won the Bess Hokin award in 1992 and was most recently named US Poet Laureate in 2001.

2 out of 5 stars Wordy and flat, with notable exceptions.......2007-06-05

A few of the poems in this collection make clever and funny observations. "The Lanyard" and "Flock" are two well-timed, witty poems that should make everyone smile. Several of the humorous poems take poetry itself as the subject. "The Trouble with Poetry," which explains how reading poetry inspires excessive writing of poetry, is among the few that succeed. Many of the others serve only as a sad satire of the rest of the collection.

A model that is both mocked and followed quickly emerges. The poem has a central observation which is more trivial than poignant. The poem extends beyond its momentum with wordiness and overdone imagery. The last stanza is usually disconnected and sometimes irrelevant. The end result is something that seems self-important.

Scattered throughout the short volume are some serious poems that work. "Buildings with Its Face Blown Off" and "Statues in the Park" are thoughtful and enjoyable. To read any poetry collection is to search for good poems among many uninspiring ones. The readability of this poetry makes the search easy, but discoveries might be few.
Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
  • His final work
  • Runny Babbit
  • very punny!
  • Another great book
  • Soooo Funny!
Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook

Manufacturer: HarperCollins
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Binding: Library Binding

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ASIN: 0060256532
Release Date: 2005-03-15

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Taken in dall smoses, this self-proclaimed "billy sook" is a fun-filled new (posthumously published) offering from children's poet Shel Silverstein, creator of Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, and other favorites. Completed prior to the poet's death in 1999, Runny Babbit was a work in progress for more than 20 years, and is populated by the likes of Runny Babbit, Toe Jurtle, Ploppy Sig, Polly Dorkupine, and Pilly Belican (who owns the Sharber Bop), all denizens of the green woods where letter-flipping runs rampant. In this madcap world, pea soup is sea poup, Capture the Flag is Fapture the Clag, and snow boots are bow snoots. Each poem incorporates the same kind of switcheroo wordplay found in "Runny's Hew Nobby:" Runny Babbit knearned to lit,/ And made a swat and heater,/ And now he sadly will admit/ He bight have done it metter." (Here, in one of many winningly simple line drawings, R. B. sits knitting one very long sleeve, which is labeled as such.) Children who have some fluency in reading will enjoy this bonsensical nook the most. (Ages 7 to 12) --Karin Snelson

Book Description

Runny Babbit lent to wunch
And heard the saitress way,
"We have some lovely stabbit rew --
Our Special for today."

From the legendary creator of Where the Sidewalk Ends, A Light in the Attic, Falling Up, and The Giving Tree comes an unforgettable new character in children's literature.

Welcome to the world of Runny Babbit and his friends Toe Jurtle, Skertie Gunk, Rirty Dat, Dungry Hog, Snerry Jake, and many others who speak a topsy-turvy language all their own.

So if you say, "Let's bead a rook
That's billy as can se,"
You're talkin' Runny Babbit talk,
Just like mim and he.

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars His final work.......2007-09-24

This book is the last that Shel Silverstien wrote, it took him twenty years.When you see how this book is written, you will understand why it took him so long. After he died his family compiled the entire thing as a project of love.
I highly recommend this read, my children love it and it is eduactional. Since it is all backwords, it forces children to think about every word and how it should be instead of how it is. It is fun to read as is and switch around and read as it should be. I had to add this to my children's collection, since it is a one of a kind and Shel's final book.

4 out of 5 stars Runny Babbit.......2007-04-12

Do you like jokes? Well I've got just what you're looking for. READ Runny Babbit. It is the funniest book ever. Instead of saying all the right things he says all the wrong things like "here is my bat" insead of "where is my hat". It is so funny. Read to find out why the book is funny. You will love this book. So READ IT! Recommended for kids who love jokes.

5 out of 5 stars very punny!.......2007-03-09

I laughed out loud - gave it as a gift to an adult and it was a hit!

5 out of 5 stars Another great book.......2007-01-26

My son is Autistic, so we weren't sure if he'd "get" it or not. Boy did he get it!!! He loves this book, and we play the "index" game with him. We find something in the index, he finds it and figures out what page it's on, opens the book to that page and we read it. After we read it, he 'decodes' it, and we talk about it. It's been a great tool for us to help him with his language, comprehension and conversation skills. Besides that, it's funny, and fun to read!

5 out of 5 stars Soooo Funny!.......2007-01-21

The latest in the greatest of Shel Silverstein's books! I laughed so hard even before I wrapped it for Christmas!
Poetry Speaks to Children (Book & CD) (Read & Hear)
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
  • Bringing Poetry To Kids
  • POETRY SPEAKS TO CHILDREN
  • wonderful assortment of poetry
  • Poems for children.
  • A family book
Poetry Speaks to Children (Book & CD) (Read & Hear)

Manufacturer: Sourcebooks MediaFusion
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Binding: Hardcover

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ASIN: 1402203292
Release Date: 2005-10-01

Book Description

In the tradition of Poetry Speaks, the anthology named a Best Book of 2002 by School Library Journal, and praised by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer as "a volume to delight longtime lovers of poetry and to spark new love for poetry, especially among the young," Sourcebooks MediaFusion is proud to introduce the joy of the written and spoken word in Poetry Speaks to Children.

Parents, educators, librarians, and poetry enthusiasts have wondered for years how to get children really interested in poetry. Until now, there hasn't been a collection of poems and poets that spoke directly to that elusive audience. Poetry Speaks to Children cracks through that barrier by packaging the best poems by the best authors along with a CD-making the engrossing and often mischievous verses come alive in the voices of many of the creators.

Poetry Speaks to Children reaches into the world of poetry and pulls out the elements children love: rhyme, rhythm, fun and, every once in a while, a little mischief.

More than 90 poems, for children ages six and up, celebrate the written word and feature a star-studded lineup of beloved poets, including: Roald Dahl; J. R. R. Tolkien; Robert Frost; Gwendolyn Brooks; Ogden Nash; John Ciardi; Langston Hughes; Sonia Sanchez; Seamus Heaney; Canada's best-loved children's poet, Dennis Lee; Rita Dove; Billy Collins; Nikki Giovanni and X. J. Kennedy.

On the accompanying CD, 50 of the poems are brought to life--most read by the poets themselves--allow the reader to hear the words as the poets intended.

Hear Gwendolyn Brooks growl her rhyming verse poem "The Tiger Who Wore White Gloves, or, What You Are You Are" with verve and inflection-relaying the story of the striped cat who "rushed to the jungle fair for something fine to wear," much to the hoots of his jungle peers. Amid jeers, sneers and sighs, the tiger eventually learns to be comfortable in his own striped skin (or fur as it were!).

Follow Ogden Nash as he tells of the brave little Isabel, who "didn't worry, didn't scream or scurry" when confronted with a ravenous bear, a one-eyed giant or a troublesome doctor. Her clever solutions to problems ("She turned the witch into milk and drank her") will keep even the most reluctant readers interested.

Listen to James Berry, who quells a little girl's anxieties about her color by celebrating the marriage of "night and light," emphasizing how all colors are necessary in nature, in "Okay, Brown Girl, Okay."

Turn the page and tune in . . . kids won't be the only ones hooked!

Customer Reviews:

4 out of 5 stars Bringing Poetry To Kids.......2007-06-14

Poetry Speaks to Children includes poems from authors like J.R.R. Tolkien (author of Lord of The Rings), Robert Frost and many more. This book is fun and comes with a CD with poems read by the poets themselves. There are a few spots that may not be appropriate for your children (Tolkien refers to beer in his poem/song sung by one of the hobbits in LOTR), but overall the book is fun and can help your child find an appreciation for poetry.

5 out of 5 stars POETRY SPEAKS TO CHILDREN.......2007-05-26

The book was in excellent condition. I will purchase again.

5 out of 5 stars wonderful assortment of poetry.......2007-05-13

I am always looking for children's books that can entertain me as much as my children. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading and listening to this book with my children at bedtime. My daughter, who is 4, especially loves the poem "Rabbit" by Mary Ann Hoberman. My son, who is 2, loves the poem about "The Tiger Who Wore White Gloves," by Gwendolyn Brooks. My only criticism is that there is no illustration for the poem by Roald Dahl ("The Dentist and the Crocodile"). My kids pay attention the best when there is an illustration next to the poem. Also, my children love the poem which was made into a song ("The Ghost and Jenny Jemima," by Dennis Lee). I think this book helps broaden the horizons of children and can teach children of a young age to improve the length of their attention spans. (It took a couple of times listening to the CD for my daughter to realize that the poets are not supposed to break into song. She kept asking for the song about the ghost!) Overall, this is one of the best book purchases I have made in a long time. It is a book I hope to keep forever.

4 out of 5 stars Poems for children........2007-02-01

Hard-back book with CD. Very colourful illustrations. Mainly obscure (to me)and modern poets.

5 out of 5 stars A family book.......2007-01-19

If you have children under 10, and you only buy one book this year, this should be it.However, it is NOT a "bookshelf book." Keep it next to the tv and each night the kids watch a tv show, share one poem from the book. This is a book for them to enjoy and for you to work with to give them a lifelong
love for poetry.(You should use the CD to help with intonation and interpretaion but then you read the poems together.) It is a gem.
Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?: More Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour
Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
  • A sequel as good as the first
  • Great entertainment
  • Good idea, not so good turnout.
  • Awesome
  • Fun for everyone
Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?: More Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour
Mark Leyner , and Billy Md Goldberg
Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press
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ASIN: 0307345971
Release Date: 2006-08-01

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The authors of what is now casually referred to as "that nipple book" are back, with more answers to questions "you'd only ask a doctor after your third whiskey sour." Smart, funny, and informative, Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex offers answers to questions you may be too embarrassed to ask, like "Does peeing in the shower cure athlete's foot?" and "Can you breastfeed with fake boobs?" We had the opportunity to ask authors Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg a few questions of our own--read their responses below.


10 Second Interview: A Few Words With Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg

Q: Your first book Why Do Men Have Nipples" was a runaway bestseller. Was there one question that got the ball rolling for that book? What was it?
Goldberg: I collected questions for several years and the idea for the book was slowly percolating. I would have to say that "Why Does My Pee Smell When I Eat Asparagus?" was the question that really got things rolling with respect to finding the voice of the book. We have been accused of including too much potty talk and this one kind of broke the seal on that.
Leyner: The first question for me that got the ball rolling was posed by Dr. Billy Goldberg. It was: "Will you collaborate on this book with me?" Goldberg's a wonderful friend, the coolest doctor in New York City, a fantastically interesting figurative painter, and a pretty formidable tequila drinker. And I figured: what could be more fun than working with this guy and finally finding a way to parlay my perverse interest in medical and biological arcana into something people could really enjoy? It's like Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp forming a band!

Q: Do people recognize you two on the street now? What is the strangest question/comment you have received from fans?
Goldberg: Mark has been recognized several times on the streets of Hoboken, but the best I have gotten was one of the security guards at the hospital saying, "Hey Doc, I saw you on TV." That, and the nurse's aides calling me Dr. Nipples.
Leyner: I went down to the lobby of a hotel recently because I'd eaten and drunk my mini-bar out of M&Ms and beer, and I needed MORE. The woman at the front desk said to me, "Hey! You're one of those Nipple Guys!!" My sky-rocketing Q-Score earned me a buttload of free Heinekin and Peanut M&Ms. Strangest questions... hmmmmm....either "What was it like being on Montel with mutant dogs and a psychic?" or "Do you two guys do medical experiments on each other?"

Q: How do you determine what questions to put in your books? Are there any questions or topics that you think are off limits?
Goldberg and Leyner: We put questions in that intrigue us, of course. And we especially love questions that make people giggle and cringe at the same time. Nothing is "off limits"... that's the sine qua non of the our whole enterprise. It's our ethos--there's NOTHING too embarrassing to ask.

10 Second Preview: An Excerpt

OBLIGATORY PRELUDE TO THE FOREWORD TO THE PROLOGUE TO THE PREFACE OF THE INTRODUCTION
OR
DOES ANYONE READ THIS CRAP?

Okay, so here we go again. . . .

It feels a bit different this time. When we were writing Why Do Men Have Nipples?, we had no idea that anyone (other than our editor, wives, moms, and dads) would read the book. Shows what we know.

Our little nipples book has sold more than a million copies internationally and spent twenty-five weeks (and counting) on the New York Times bestseller list. You have no idea how much we have loved this ride and how much we adore babbling on TV and drive-time radio, and especially in the makeup rooms where we shamelessly flirted with a succession of fantastic makeup artists at all the major networks. (By the way, Mark prefers the spray-on nozzle method, which he likens to being simonized in a car wash.)

But a funny thing happened along the way. We quickly became aware of the fact that we'd barely scratched the surface. As we talked to people who'd enjoyed our first book, we began accumulating hundreds of new questions—some funny, down-to-earth, exotic, some embarrassing, some perplexing, but always thought-provoking enough that we knew we'd have to include them in a brand-new volume.

We realized the gravity of the somber task ahead of us. We felt deputized. We knew we were now bound by honor and a fiduciary duty to you, our readers, to deliver unbiased, unadulterated, thoroughly researched, and unimpeachably factual answers to your questions. Humbled, but galvanized and inspired by the immense challenge that lay before us, we hunkered down in a windowless, antiseptic research cocoon, and made a solemn pledge to produce a new volume that would surpass the original and blaze new trails in the democratization of medical knowledge.

Oh please . . . SEQUEL!!!!!!! Here it is . . . Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?


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The Doctor Is In . . . Again!

Did the mega-bestselling Why Do Men Have Nipples? exhaust your curiosity about stuff odd, icky, kinky, noxious, libidinous, or just plain embarrassing? No, you say? Well, good, because the doctor and his able-bodied buddy are in! Again! Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D., now take on the differences between the sexes—those burning questions like Why doesn’t my husband ever listen? or Why does my wife ALWAYS have to pee? And of course, Why do men fall asleep after sex?, plus plenty of others to keep you fully informed.

Full of smart and funny answers to an onslaught of new questions, all in a do-ask-we’ll-tell spirit that entertain and teaches you something at the same time, Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex? offers the real lowdown on everything everyone wants to know about all things anatomical, medical, sexual, nutritional, animal, and mineral, but would only ask a physician after a few too many, like:

• Why do you have a “bionic” sense of smell when you’re pregnant?

• Does peeing in the shower cure athlete’s foot?

• Is a dog’s mouth clean?

• Can you breastfeed with fake boobs?

• Does thumb sucking cause buckteeth?

• Do your eyebrows grow back if shaved?

Bigger, funnier, and better than ever, Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex? proves that in the battle of the sexes, as in most things, a little Q&A is a safe, effective, minimally invasive remedy.


Also available as an eBook

Customer Reviews:

4 out of 5 stars A sequel as good as the first.......2007-09-11

Despite my bad experience with many sequels, I still had high expectation of this. I had not been disappointed. This is still "funny, interesting, entertaining, and "helpful"!" as the first, and in particular I like some authentic answers to some of my life long doubts as follows:-

Why do men fall asleep after sex?
How does aspirin find the pain?
Why does sucking on helium make your voice sound funny?
Why do Asians turn red after consuming alcohol?

plus over one hundred other questions I am interested in their answers. In short, it's knowledgeable and entertaining. A great resource for chat, too. Dont miss it.

5 out of 5 stars Great entertainment .......2007-09-07

I found this book to be sooo funny, I am glad I came accross it by accident. The humor is everywhere and although this type of humor is not for everybody, if you do not like the IM conversation you can skip through them and still get some of the witty humor. I loved the comment "if Dr. Phil can't do it, why couldn't the authors?" I reccommend it! If you are skeptical because the bad press got to you first, start with reading the questions that are interesting to you and you'll soon be hooked.

1 out of 5 stars Good idea, not so good turnout........2007-08-25

Some of the questions are rediculous, for example: If I swallow a watermelon seed, will a watermelon grow in my stomach?

I hate to believe that enough people were seriously that concerned about something so rediculous that they had to print it in the book.

As for half of the other questions, you got roundabout answers that weren't really answered, but fluffed to take up room.

Not worth the buy. My suggestion is to go to your boostore, find it, flip through the questions and read the answers you are honestly curious about and save your money.

5 out of 5 stars Awesome.......2007-05-14

This book is not only informative about many myths and queries we have all heard, but it is funny too!!! I have learned some very funny and quirky facts so far. I highly recommend this book to anyone who likes interesting, funny facts.

4 out of 5 stars Fun for everyone.......2007-04-13

I really enjoyed reading this book. A lot of questions I always wondered about have now been answered. And, it's in a very easy to read format.
Sailing Alone Around the Room: New and Selected Poems
Average customer rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • Review by Josh Stevens
  • A wry flashing
  • Everyday events take new meaning.
  • Thank Heaven that the poets hate him
  • a great read
Sailing Alone Around the Room: New and Selected Poems
Billy Collins
Manufacturer: Random House Trade Paperbacks
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ASIN: 0375755195
Release Date: 2002-09-17

Book Description

Sailing Alone Around the Room, by America’s Poet Laureate, Billy Collins, contains both new poems and a generous gathering from his earlier collections The Apple That Astonished Paris, Questions About Angels, The Art of Drowning, and Picnic, Lightning. These poems show Collins at his best, performing the kinds of distinctive poetic maneuvers that have delighted and fascinated so many readers. They may begin in curiosity and end in grief; they may start with irony and end with lyric transformation; they may, and often do, begin with the everyday and end in the infinite. Possessed of a unique voice that is at once plain and melodic, Billy Collins has managed to enrich American poetry while greatly widening the circle of its audience.

Customer Reviews:

4 out of 5 stars Review by Josh Stevens.......2007-06-02

What I appreciated most about Collins poetry was its accessibility in both language and universality of content. He talks of love, of life, of sex, of death, and of rebirth. He talks about dogs barking, clouds moving across the sky, of hats and waitresses. Some have commented that he is `playing it safe', but I think it goes beyond that into the shared commonality of all men and women: life. There are certain things we all can relate to, and others we can't -- this is what separates Collins works from his contemporaries more than any other aspect of his works: the appeal to your average Joe who has not studied poetry, but knows what he likes. We see this same path taken by other great poets as well: Wordsworth, Blake, Frost -- taking the ordinariness of life and making it extraordinary.
From his musing on the past in poems such as Nostalgia, Splitting Wood and The Waitress with their longing for the past, to the more philosophical The Butterfly Effect and Days focusing on the implications of actions on life and their varied outcomes, to the more prosaic Tuesday, June 4, 1991 in which he gives us a guided tour of his day, Collins views on life are as varied as life itself. In his beautiful and humorous poem, Afternoon with Irish Cows, we are ushered by Collins into the mind of both the poet and the subject -- in this case, a cow -- and see both in the eternal scheme of life as playing a very similar role. As Collins says when he hears one of them crying:

Yes, it sounded like pain until I could see
the noisy one, anchored there on all fours,
her neck outstretched, her bellowing head
laboring upward as she gave voice
to the rising, full bodied cry...

As Collins watches and listens, he no longer feels pity, but a sense of wonder and awe at the life of this other creature whom he sees as having the same goal and motivations as himself:

...I knew that she was announcing
the large, unadulterated cowness of herself,
pouring out the ancient apologia of her kind
to all the green fields and the gray clouds...

The role of the subject and the poet are the same: to show the world who they are, and the necessity of self in the grand scheme of life -- even if only as a herald of self existence. This `life for life's sake' approach to his poetry brings us into a sense of ease and to an endearment of his texts if merely for the lack of morbidity or futility found in many of today's poets. In the majority of Collins works as presented in this collection, we see that life is pleasant, with wonder in every breath we take and syllable we utter. It is in the living of life that we find ourselves at peace; it is simply in being who and what we are that we find contentment and solace.
When critiquing the poetry of this great poet -- one who served as the Poet Laureate of the United States for two consecutive terms and who is a professor of English at not one, but two colleges, it seems best to remember that he is, after all, human. In point of fact, it is this humanity that endears Billy Collins to his readers: the universality of topic and the poetic vernacular language he utilizes bring the ethereal down to the common man.

5 out of 5 stars A wry flashing.......2007-01-08

If a poet's service to others is to wipe off our eyes and then join us as we admire the way the smears distort our pet illusions and how the truth still shines through, then Mr Collins has succeeded masterfully. These might be your words when the mind is quiet enough to be allowed to bump along the ceiling like a lost helium balloon, no direction and no fear of seeing the simple, glorious dance all around us. A delightful tickle and cold water on the inside of your face.

5 out of 5 stars Everyday events take new meaning........2006-12-12

A wonderful collection of poems for those on your list to whom you wish to introduce poetry. This collection of poems reads easily with "first-read" understanding and pleasure as they describe those everyday occurances,viewing them with irregular insight. Nothing long, nothing tedius - just glimpses into our lives sure to bring a wry smile to the reader. Highly recommended.

5 out of 5 stars Thank Heaven that the poets hate him.......2006-11-29

I'm told that most modern poets don't like Billy
Collins. Good. Collins tells little stories of
the inside and outside world, composes jokes small
and large, points to the obvious, leaves some
interesting part unsaid, tickles the daylights out
of you and makes everything seem new again.

The title is, I guess, a reference to the wonderful
book Sailing Alone Around the World by Captain Joshua
Slocum and to the quirky but ultimately disappointing
Journey Around my Bedroom by Javier de Maistre. In
fact, Collins himself refers to the armchair nature
of his adventures several times in the poems.

Thanks to him, I am, like other reviewers of this
collection reading poetry again. But mostly I'm living
some bits of it and writing little poems to my kid.

Thanks, Billy. Especially for The Nightclub.

--Lynn Hoffman, author of THE NEW SHORT COURSE IN WINE and
the forthcoming novel bang BANG from Kunati Books.ISBN 9781601640005

5 out of 5 stars a great read.......2006-11-18

It helped articulate more clearly some of my long held questions about Christ. After further ponderance, I felt an affirmation in NOT knowing the answers to many of life's hard questions. Additionally, I felt a sense of celebration in living with the tension of a life of mystery in following Christ. I highly reccommend this book for those who wish to pursue God in a deeper way in a world that may be hostile or ignorant of the Journey.

Michale Marion
The Journey: Living by Faith in an Uncertain World
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
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  • Tender, wise, and fatherly
  • Great inspirational book
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  • A Wonderful Handbook
The Journey: Living by Faith in an Uncertain World
Billy Graham
Manufacturer: Thomas Nelson
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Hardcover

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ASIN: 0849918324
Release Date: 2006-03-07

Book Description

Billy Graham is respected and loved around the world. And this work is his magnum opus, the culmination of a lifetime of experience and ministry!

Chapter by chapter, Graham leads us on a journey in faith. We learn about God and his purpose for our lives; who Jesus is and what he has done for us. We are reminded of the things God has given us to live successfully: the Bible, the privilege of prayer, fellowship and the church, and the Holy Spirit. We learn to deal with challenges along the way: temptation; wrong thoughts and motives; emotions that can defeat us; habits that destroy our spirit, and what to do when life turns against us. And we are given practical advice on knowing God's will, making right decision, strengthening our marriages, being wise parents, and using our gifts to share Christ with others.

With insight that only comes from a life spent with God, The Journey is filled with wisdom, encouragement, hope, and inspiration for anyone who wants to live a happier, more fulfilling life.

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars Living By Faith.......2007-09-21

Tha Journey: Living by Faith in an Uncertain World has been a blessing in my life. When I was given this book I had thought "Oh boy another Billy Graham Book" and I love Billy Graham BUT this book is so much more. It is a guide for living and is full of RICHNESS that you can turn to in any situation and receive GLORIOUS advise. Blly Graham is an instrument from God and I believe God speaks right through him. I EVEN GAVE A COPY TO MY DAUGHTER WHEN I LEFT HER FOR HER FIRST DAY/YEAR OF COLLEGE. I keep it close at hand to always look up answers for my life. GET IT, READ IT, GIVE IT!!!!!

5 out of 5 stars Tender, wise, and fatherly.......2007-09-15

All of Billy Graham's books are annointed with the power of God Almighty. He himself is saturated with Christ. What a desperately needed blessing he has been to our world! He will go on having the same impact on this weary planet even after he has gone to be with our Lord.

Carrie Lynn Jones
Author of It All Began... When Jesus Gave Me Sneakers

5 out of 5 stars Great inspirational book.......2007-08-27

Wonderful insight into the mind of Billy Graham and his unswerving faith and devotion to salvation thru Jesus Christ.

5 out of 5 stars How to Live a Biblical Life.......2007-08-22

The Reverend Billy Graham explains his understanding of the meaning and purpose of God, Jesus, the Bible, and the Holy Spirit and their role in daily life. He describes ways to deal with challenges and temptations and offers practical advice on living joyously.

5 out of 5 stars A Wonderful Handbook.......2007-06-12

Billy Graham is ever the true believer but never an ideologue. He understands sin, Satan, and our Savior. His ability to interpret the Bible to form the rationale for good living is nothing short of miraculous. He points to his own trials, failures, and triumphs as well as those of others. Whatever is wrong with America now, we need to look at what was right to produce Billy Graham. He often references his mother and her knowledge of the Bible. Therein must lay a principal source of his knowledge, strength, and faith. Yet like John Paul, his is never rigid about the value of families in themselves. God has his plan for all of us, Graham reiterates. We need only start from here and go forward.
The Back Nine
Average customer rating: 5 out of 5 stars
  • Charlie McLeod is the middle-aged anti-hero
  • A wonderful read
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The Back Nine
Billy Mott
Manufacturer: Knopf
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Hardcover

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ASIN: 0307265366
Release Date: 2007-03-27

Book Description

Golf: it’s that simple, and that bedeviling, and that’s what it comes down to when Charlie McLeod—having fled unspecified disaster back East—turns up at a golf club near San Francisco and is entranced again by a game that had defined him until, years ago, he had to give it up. Now he begins caddying, a job that respects every privacy and motivation, while wrestling with those things that had exiled him not only from the sport but from life itself.

In the profane, reassuring yet competitive world of the caddy shack, lost souls jostle for position, sometimes among well-heeled members, men whose passion for golf is often perverted by their own frustrations. What they revere in common, though, is the player whose mastery defies all understanding—and in this role Charlie will either find a new start or shatter everything once more.

A story of love, challenge, and redemption, a thrilling debut and an immediate classic of golf writing.

Customer Reviews:

4 out of 5 stars Charlie McLeod is the middle-aged anti-hero.......2007-05-30

Writing a good sports novel requires an author who can traverse the delicate path between constructing a book for the rabid fan and one that appeals to the reader who simply appreciates fine writing. On occasion they successfully accomplish that task, and books such as SHOELESS JOE by William Kinsella and THE GREATEST PLAYER WHO NEVER LIVED by J. Michael Veron are the result. But more often than not, writers have difficulty maintaining that fine balance. This doesn't mean that the novels produced are not worthwhile; indeed my shelves are lined with many sports books that were simply enjoyable and entertaining reading experiences.

THE BACK NINE by Billy Mott comes a long way towards attaining that precise balance, though in the end, Mott tells his readers a little too much about golf and not quite enough about life.

Charlie McLeod is the middle-aged anti-hero searching for the lost glory of his youth. A quarter of a century ago the young man was a golfing prodigy, bringing the legendary Oakmont Country Club golf course (the site of the 2007 U.S. Open) to its knees. We meet Charlie as he arrives in San Francisco deciding that he can earn some money toiling as a caddy at an exclusive country club.

Mott is a part-time actor and full-time caddy, and his writing establishes both his respect for those who tote golf bags and his knowledge of the work involved. Through his eyes and pen we meet some veteran caddies and country club golfers, all of whom perfectly fit the stereotype of the social milieu they occupy.

We learn about Charlie and the events that shaped his life, but Mott tells readers very little about what life has done to the enigmatic main character. Charlie's father made him a golfer and a freak injury destroyed his career before it really began, but that's about all the pedigree we learn. You can't appreciate what a man accomplishes unless you know a bit more about the adversity that shapes his life. That history is missing from THE BACK NINE.

A sports novel requires as its bete noir, the ultimate contest, the climatic battle between teams or individuals that capture for readers the struggle that is life. Here, the contest is an 18-hole golf match between Charlie and the legendary Larry Siegel, a golf hustler who certainly would have been portrayed by the late Jackie Gleason in the movie version of this book. Before the match, however, Charlie must rekindle his skill and love for golf, and find some romance and tragedy to hone his character for the novel's denouement.

The match itself is spectacularly chronicled. Mott shows his love of golf and appreciation of what the game entails. Readers, even non-golfers, will appreciate the drama of the titanic struggle between golfers of great skill. It is eerily reminiscent of the battle between Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus at the 1977 British Open Championship in Turnberry, Scotland.

Golf fans will appreciate and hopefully understand many of Mott's subliminal historical golf references. But non-golfers also will appreciate a well-written and endearing novel that mixes elements of Rocky, Hoosiers and Field of Dreams. I am neither an entertainment authority nor a gambler, but I am willing to place a small wager that we will see THE BACK NINE at a movie theater near us in very short order.

--- Reviewed by Stuart Shiffman

5 out of 5 stars A wonderful read.......2007-05-27

It takes Mott only 1 page to set the stage and draw the reader into his great story. He develops his charaters quickly, and masterfully...a simply wonderful read !

5 out of 5 stars Excellent read.......2007-04-18

I thoroughly enjoyed Mott's story telling and his realistic characters. Mott has a skill for developing a sense of place, whether it is San Francisco, Pittsburgh or on the golf course.

5 out of 5 stars Passionate.......2007-04-16

Successful debut from a novelist who has created real, flawed people worthy of our attention. A good read, and an interesting glimpse at an unfamiliar world. A tip of the cap to Billy Mott and The Back Nine.

5 out of 5 stars Like Getting Good Wood.......2007-04-05

Terrific first novel from a man who obviously knows a lot about golf and about life.

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